WHAT?!?

That's some bulllllshiiit.

American Apparel has started selling gold chains.

Maaaaan.

I wasn't quite ready to retire my three link fabulous one from the 70s just yet.

:(

Annoyance

Just based on a few observations after going out with my fav fashion concious d!va K8...

Boys:

1.  Gel or any other type of clumping product in your hair is so out that I want to scream whenever I see it. A good rule of thumb is to think to yourself; if you were to eat a piece of your hair and it would make a crunching noise, then it probably has way too much product in it.

2.  No more spikes and faux hawks please. It looks so dumb in pictures. 

3.  White puka shells.  Really? We aren't from the God-foresaken west coast and they just are not hot anymore.  Replace it with wooden beads. Hot and Midwestern urban.

4.  If your eyes are dark brown, contacts will not do what they are supposed to do on you.  They don't actually change your eye color and they don't actually look that great.  It just looks like you are wearing contacts.  And what is the point of that? I told someone last night with this issue that "brown is profound".  I stand by that statement.

I guess the biggest thing I want to stress is that when I see a great male specimen, like a decently attractive guy and he is completely short-changing himself and his gorgeous face/bod by these fashion no-nos... it really breaks my heart.

Guys, I tell you because I love you.

I care.

Brief Reflections On Japan

I was trying to update throughout my trip...
however google and the blog would not show up in anything but Japanese so now...
I'm typing through my jet lag right now finally looking through my pictures, and realizing what an insane trip of a lifetime I had. Of course I will go back, but you can never redo your first time in a place. I work best when tired with lists, and I will elaborate when I have more sleep...

General Impressions of Japan:
1. Most if not all of the Young Men are ridiculously good looking and extremely well dressed. They have some of the best hair cuts and dye jobs imaginable, and some of the nicest shoes from Italy. They also are not ashamed to carry around fashionable bags, and this doesn't only apply to the gay guys!
2. All the Girls are also super cute and well dressed. For the most part they are tiny, and have great bangs, and their fashion sense is to die for... more on this in the next list.
3. They own insanely cute little dogs. Women carry them in baskets on their bikes, or walk them decked out in the latest LV or Coach collar and leashes, and more often then not they have little doggy outfits to match their human counter parts.
4. There are Kami there...
Spirits...
5. The Cute Culture is out of control! Everywhere you go you WILL see something cripplingly cute. They have it down to a science, the packaging, the signs, the ads, and even the condoms are covered in cuteness, so when you go beware...

Next Time a more through fashion focus... Now for some sleep...